The Bus

I took the bus in to work this morning. My podiatrist appointment got switched to 9am, so I wasn't able to carpool in with Ken. The ride was definitely... different.

As the bus pulled up, I noticed the bus driver talking to someone on the bus. I get on only to discover I was the only one on the bus. I didn't think too much of it until two stops later, he yells out something that I still am unsure of exactly what. Thankfully someone else gets on the bus at this stop.

The next stop is in front of the supermarket up the road from me. There's a decent size crowd waiting to get on. While they're boarding, I notice a guy sitting on the bench at the stop, reading his magazine. He's making no attempt to board. That's when I notice that on the front cover of his magazine is a bare ass naked woman. Totally nude. And I'm noticing that I can make out a lot of nakedness in his magazine. Dude bought porn and couldn't wait to get home to start reading it. He made no attempt to hide what he was reading either. What a perv.

A few stops later, a guy on a Rascal is waiting for the bus. The driver puts down the ramp for him to get on and then goes to raise the front seats so the guy can park his Rascal. While he's doing this, Rascal man backs his chair up the ramp, down the aisle and runs the bus driver over. The bus driver yells out "Hey, hey!" and the guy turns around and gives the bus driver attitude.

It was one of the more surreal bus rides I've taken in a while. I was just glad to get to work and off the bus before something else happened.

1 comment:

Fairy Princess Holly said...

Ok, that guy reading porn at the bus stop cracks my shit up!! That's so awesome! I also love the rascal scooter! I miss taking the bus! It always made for such an interesting commute!