2.18.2009

Dear Aretha,

Dear 1960's super fierce Atlantic Records Aretha Franklin,

Thank you for being my constant companion this week. I've really had a good time hanging out with you. However, the 2000's super fat Hat Wearing Aretha Franklin has been inside me forcing me to do bad things like eat chocolate chip muffins, Kit Kats, Reese's Pieces, mini Mr. Goodbars and other things I'm supposed to be avoiding. Can you talk to her about maybe chilling out a bit?

Love,
Walt

1 comment:

Fairy Princess Holly said...

Aretha came to Minnesota to help me out with a Toblerone bar and some Cheetos. Thanks Aretha.